If there is any one thing that I can say about Lori, well, there isn't. You cannot summarize Lori into one word. Instead, I have started a list of reasons why Lori is awesome.
1. She is funny as hell, even if she doesn't think so.
2. She understands written sarcasm better than anyone I know.
3. She understands my written sarcasm better than anyone I know.
4. She is the only person I know that would text me from a bathroom stall while violently ill and will me her sewing machine.
5. She is the only person I know that can cause me to almost wreck my car by reading said text.
It doesn't get any better than that folks. That is a true friend and I must say, I am happy to call her such. Also, she uses the term fickle, fickle, wh*re when referring to the month of January. You can't go wrong with a friend like her. I think that I am going to pack up my "I want to be a vampire" box of glitter and send it to her so that she may coat herself from head to toe in awesome. Take that Cullens.
Jules
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